{"product_id":"i-d-shank-a-bitch-for-you-ornament","title":"I'd Shank A Bitch For You Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSweet Friendship. Seriously Unfiltered Humor.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome friends get a heartfelt card. Your favorite chaos-loving bestie gets an ornament that says what no ordinary Christmas decoration ever would. The \u003cstrong\u003eI'd Shank A Bitch For You Ornament\u003c\/strong\u003e combines festive snowflakes with an outrageously sarcastic friendship message, making it a memorable little gift for someone who shares your dark sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith bold black lettering, delicate gray snowflakes, and a clean white background, it looks festive at first glance. Then you read it. The design reads, \u003cem\u003e“I'd shank a bitch for you, right in the kidney.”\u003c\/em\u003e It is deliberately over-the-top novelty humor for the friend who knows your affection usually arrives with a punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Little Holiday Decor With a Lot of Personality\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic round silhouette:\u003c\/strong\u003e A familiar ornament shape with a decidedly less traditional message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhite ceramic construction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from 100% white ceramic for a keepsake-style addition to your holiday collection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFestive illustrated details:\u003c\/strong\u003e Snowflakes frame the statement, balancing seasonal charm with unapologetic sarcasm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGolden hanging string included:\u003c\/strong\u003e Display it on your Christmas tree or add it to a seasonal decorative arrangement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA gift that feels personal:\u003c\/strong\u003e A fun way to celebrate a friendship built on inside jokes, shared laughs, and wonderfully questionable humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFor Your Bestie, Your Sister, or Your Favorite Bad Influence\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSkip the generic holiday trinket and choose something that matches their actual personality. This ornament makes a playful Christmas surprise for a best friend, a cheeky stocking stuffer for a sibling, or an attention-grabbing addition to an adults-only white elephant exchange. It is especially suited to the person who reads the card out loud and immediately starts laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it among traditional baubles for an unexpected double take, or make it the finishing touch on a gift for your favorite sarcastic soul. Whether their holiday style is elegant, eclectic, or gloriously irreverent, the simple black-and-white design lets the joke do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% white ceramic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShape:\u003c\/strong\u003e Round.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDecoration method:\u003c\/strong\u003e UV decoration with a matte printed finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnprinted areas:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retain the glossy ceramic finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHanging accessory:\u003c\/strong\u003e Golden string included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift packaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e White or gold packaging options.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each pack contains one ornament.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall variations:\u003c\/strong\u003e The height of the hanging hole may vary slightly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Keepsake for Your Favorite Kind of Friendship\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe best gifts do not always need a sentimental speech. Sometimes they just need to make your person laugh and say, “That is so us.” This ornament brings that energy to the holiday season, turning a simple decoration into a reminder of the friendship behind the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd a little sass to the season.\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose the I'd Shank A Bitch For You Ornament for the friend who appreciates a festive keepsake with absolutely no filter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Trendslana","offers":[{"title":"Round \/ Buy 1","offer_id":67942762873139,"sku":"28521677191418445943","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Round \/ Buy 2","offer_id":67942764511539,"sku":"28521677191418445943-1","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Round \/ Buy 4","offer_id":67942764544307,"sku":"28521677191418445943-2","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/5073\/7971\/files\/5863140297517410652_2048.jpg?v=1794002245","url":"https:\/\/trendslana.com\/products\/i-d-shank-a-bitch-for-you-ornament","provider":"Trendslana","version":"1.0","type":"link"}