500MG OF FUKITOL T-SHIRT — BACK PRINT EDITION

⚠️ Design printed on the back only. Looking for the front-print version? Find it in our store.

Some people handle stress with yoga. Some with therapy. Some with deep, cleansing breaths.

And then there are people like you — who've found something stronger.

500mg of Fukitol.

This is the tee for anyone who's officially, medically, and unapologetically done. Done pretending. Done explaining. Done with all of it. If your tolerance for nonsense has flatlined and your patience left the building months ago — this shirt was made for you.

The oversized distressed back graphic reads loud and clear:

"IT'S OK! I'M ON 500MG OF FUKITOL"

No fine print. No disclaimer. Just the cold, hard truth — printed large and distressed, exactly the way you feel on a Monday.

WHO THIS TEE IS FOR

This shirt was designed for a very specific type of person. You'll know if it's you:

• 🧠 You've mentally quit at least 3 times this week
• 😐 Your resting face says "don't" without trying
• 💊 You believe sarcasm is a love language
• 🍺 You're everyone's favorite person — once the drinks arrive
• 🎯 Your patience was last seen sometime in 2019
• 🖤 You appreciate humor that doesn't need an explanation
• 😈 You're done, but you still show up — and that counts

If you nodded at three or more of those — congratulations. Your prescription is ready.

WHY YOU'LL ACTUALLY WEAR THIS ONE

• 😂 Gets a reaction without saying a word — people will stop, squint, and smirk
• 💊 Oversized back-print graphic that commands attention and reads clearly from a distance
• 👕 Comfortable unisex fit — flattering on all body types, men and women alike
• 🖤 Classic black base with a bold distressed white graphic — effortlessly wearable
• 🍻 Goes anywhere: bars, festivals, weekend errands, family dinners (especially those)
• 🎁 Easiest gift you'll ever give — zero thought required, maximum laughs delivered
• 😈 Just edgy enough to be memorable, not enough to get you uninvited

THE MOMENT THIS SHIRT WAS MADE FOR

You know that moment. The meeting that should've been an email. The family group chat blowing up again. The coworker who still doesn't understand "I'm busy." The third time someone asks you to explain something you've already explained twice.

That moment? That's when you reach for this shirt.

Not because you're angry. Not because you're rude. But because sometimes, the most honest thing you can wear is a prescription label for the world's most relatable medication.

Consider it your socially acceptable way of saying: I've made peace with chaos. I'm medicated accordingly.

GIFT IT WITHOUT OVERTHINKING

You know someone who needs this. You already thought of them three seconds ago.

• 🎁 The friend who texts you memes at 2am because they've given up sleeping
• 👨‍👩‍👧 The dad who's been "fine" for 20 years
• 💼 The coworker surviving on coffee and dark humor
• 💍 Your spouse, who absolutely deserves this (and a nap)
• 🎓 The grad who just entered the real world and already regrets it
• 🎂 Anyone with a birthday, a promotion, or just a rough Tuesday

Wrap it. Ship it. Watch them read it and say "this is literally me."

HOW TO WEAR IT

The beauty of this tee is its zero-effort versatility. It doesn't need styling. It is the style.

• Throw it on with jeans and sneakers for everyday "I showed up" energy
• Pair with joggers for the "comfortable but still over it" weekend look
• Rock it at a festival or backyard cookout where the punchline writes itself
• Wear it to the office if you work somewhere worth it (you know if you do)
• Layer under an open flannel for the subtler "you'll see it eventually" approach

THE VIBE IN THREE LINES

Low patience.
High dosage.
Zero explanation required.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Fit: Unisex — runs true to size
• Print: Bold oversized graphic on the back — distressed vintage-style
• Fabric: 100% Cotton — soft, breathable, everyday comfort
• Color: Classic Black with White graphic
• Audience: Adults (18+) — humor may cause involuntary snorting
• Occasion: Casual wear, gifts, parties, festivals, "just because"

SIZE GUIDE

Our tees fit true to size with a relaxed, comfortable cut. If you prefer a looser look, size up one. The graphic is oversized by design — it's supposed to command attention.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Iron on low heat (avoid the graphic)
• Do not dry clean

Treat it right and it'll outlast your patience — which, admittedly, isn't hard.

BASICALLY…

It's not just a graphic tee.

It's a warning label.

A conversation starter.

A coping mechanism you can actually wear.

Grab yours before your patience runs out completely. 💊