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SHIT I WANT TO SAY AT WORK BUT CAN’T: 2026 FUNNY DESK CALENDAR 📅😂
SARCASTIC OFFICE HUMOR & PROFANITY QUOTES 🖇️💬
Tired of endless meetings and fake smiles? The Shit I Want To Say At Work But Can’t 2026 Desk Calendar is here to help you laugh through the chaos! Packed with sweary, sarcastic quotes, this profanity-laced calendar is perfect for employees who need a daily dose of humor to survive the workday. 💼💥
THE PERFECT GIFT FOR ANY COWORKER OR FRIEND 🎁🤣
- A hilarious office gift for coworkers and employees (women AND men) 👩💻👨💻
- Ideal for white elephant or Secret Santa gag gifts 🎅🎁
- Great as a birthday or Christmas gift for friends who love sarcasm 🎂🎄
- A fun desk accessory for anyone who swears their way through 9–5 life 💪🔥
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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT ❤️😂
- 12 months of hilarious profanity quotes — all the things you wish you could say at work! 😆📈
- Monthly overview calendar to track deadlines, meetings, and days you don’t give a f*ck 🗓️🙄
- Compact size: 10" x 5" — fits any desk without hogging space! 📏✨
- Durable spiral binding for easy flipping and display 🔄👌
- Thick 270 gsm paper so it lasts all year! 📝💪
BRING SOME HUMOR TO YOUR WORKSPACE 🚀🎉
Whether you’re shopping for yourself or looking for a funny office gift, this sweary desk calendar is the ultimate mix of function and sarcasm.
Perfect for coworkers, friends, or anyone who loves inappropriate humor! 🤪🔥








