Description
๐ "YOU AIN'T GETTIN' SHIT" CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT
Soft, roomy, and a little bit cheeky โ this crewneck brings vintage holiday mischief to slow evenings and loud family dinners. ๐โจ The plush cotton-poly blend keeps you warm without feeling bulky. A retro Santa illustration winks from the chest with bold lettering that calls out last-minute shoppers and holiday chaos. Wear it when you want to be cozy, a little salty, and wholly present in the messy, merry parts of the season. ๐๐
โจ PRODUCT FEATURES:
- ๐งต Tubular knit construction for a smooth, seam-free body
- โ๏ธ Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/ydยฒ) for durable warmth
- ๐ช Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- ๐จ Embroidered or printed decoration options: chest and wrist placements available
๐ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
This isn't your grandma's Christmas sweater (unless your grandma is hilarious). ๐ Perfect for anyone who's tired of the holiday hustle and wants to keep it real while staying festive. The vintage Santa design adds that retro charm, while the cheeky message lets everyone know you're here for the cookies, not the chaos. ๐ช
Whether you're hosting a holiday party, surviving family gatherings, or just lounging at home with hot cocoa, this sweatshirt delivers comfort and attitude in equal measure. The premium cotton-poly blend means it'll last through countless holiday seasons of sass and snuggles. ๐ฅ
๐งบ CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
- ๐ Machine wash: cold (max 30ยฐC or 90ยฐF)
- ๐ซ Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- ๐ Tumble dry: low heat
- โ Do not iron
- โ Do not dryclean
๐ PERFECT FOR:
- ๐ Ugly sweater parties (but make it chic)
- ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ Family gatherings where honesty is the best policy
- ๐ Gift exchanges for friends with a sense of humor
- ๐๏ธ Cozy nights in during the holiday season
- ๐ธ Instagram-worthy holiday content that's actually funny
Fair warning: This sweatshirt tells it like it is. Wear it proudly and own the holiday chaos! ๐๐